Over the weekend, I woke up to a conversation containing those words. And, so, it got me thinking. A question that I have heard from a few people, on a few occasions, is, "How do they get their boobs?"
Sarcastic me always wants to respond, "They stole them from a biological woman." Because, just like a bio woman, there are plenty of ways to make yourself have breasts, or the illusion of them.
When I did Guys in Gowns, my boobs were literally made from rolled up socks stuffed in my dress.
Everyone knows the old stand-by of stuffing tissues in a bra. And, there's a picture that keeps showing up on my Facebook with the caption "You know, you're supposed to take them out of the box..."
A lady never reveals her secrets, but, given that I'm not a lady, I can reveal secrets. Lol. I have seen both Shaunna Rai and Vanila Honey-Bush use silicone-y falsies that look similar to boneless chicken breasts. These, being the ones that were found in the sink...
On a larger scale, there is the breastplate. A rubbery thing that wraps around the neck, like a big necklace, with boobs on it.
And, on a smaller scale, there is just contouring with makeup. I've showed my mom pictures of Shaunna Rai with only contouring done, that she was like, "You're kidding". This, to me, is the coolest way of "making a chest." Because, with the right dress, and the right contouring, it looks like a real set of breasts.
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